frislander:

moghedien:

Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?

Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

(via pavlikovsky)

jiluan:

dungeons and dragons be like, roll for penis

(via flaccid-dreams)